Republicans remind us that even selfish, oblivious, narrow-minded, tunnel-visioned folks are capable to project optimism. Proof that the “R” in “Republican stands for “Rationalization.

After all these years, and despite my excellent public school education, I still don’t know what the word “existential” means. It’s possible, therefore, that there may be some merit after all to the disdain of Republicans for public education and other social programs that benefit all of society.

Apparently, every genuine oppression of the human condition represents an opportunity for Republicans to exercise their abundant powers of dismissal, denial, or ignorance. 

There is a great need to establish an SPCCR— Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children of Republicans. 

It would otherwise be difficult to define exactly the concept of social dead ends, but the combination of Republican logic and Republican obsession with profit makes it surprisingly easy.

For Republicans, utopia might not be that hard to achieve, after all.

According to the Republican mindset, the best way to solve societal problems is to ignore them.

In a world awash with oxymorons, none trump REPUBLICAN LOGIC.

It’s reassuring that here in the good ol’ US of A we have access to a major political party that promotes profit above all else— without the need for any of those pesky inconveniences such as taxes, social services, public institutions, preservation of environmental resources, public health, and advancement of the social contract.

Unfortunately, our US Constitution does not guarantee “Republican-State Separation.”