Cartoons by Angela & Eli
 

 Concepts by Eli Goodman, illustrations by Angela Martinez 


There are currently over 350 cartoons, with many more on the way.

These are just a few of them. 

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Perhaps the current Supreme Court might be capable of the occasional compassionate ruling, after all.

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Republicans insist that the rights to perpetuate pollution, corporate greed, and rivers of tears shall not be infringed.

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Glorious Monday here at last!! “Thank God it’s Monday!” remains the sentiment of all true “workaholics.”

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Golf, like life, is what you make of it.

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Golf reminds us that not everything in life— including signs and restrictions— makes sense.

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Movies and medicine have always had a strange symbiosis.

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Spouses in happy marriages have learned not only how to properly listen to each other, but also how to accurately process dictation.

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We can appreciate how our 911 operators often feel overwhelmed.

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Yet more compelling reasons that ALL should receive the COVID-19 vaccines. 

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Let us all proceed now to make OUR Earth the best one in the universe.

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Our cartoon world acknowledges that in our good ol’ US of A the overwhelming majority of the top physicians are Democrats.

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We welcome the matron of a new human subspecies. ChloroPhyllis and her family, the Cholorophylls of ChloroPhiladelphia, will see us through the challenges of climate change.

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Will we ever have had enough of Trump, Rush, Republicans, and KRAP?

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A bicycle mishap on July 31st caused Dr. G to sustain a shoulder injury that required surgical repair on September 24th. The artist, Angela Martinez, captures accurately the essence of Dr. G's immediate post-op recovery.

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I am confident that Republicans agree with Hillary’s assertion that “It Takes A Village.”

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It reassures us that even Republicans may find music, poetry, and the arts to be sources of inspiration. 

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Dr. G has consistently been among those who advocate that all marriages can benefit from expert help.

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How one poses in front of the world does, indeed, matter.

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In my lifetime, I feared that the election of any of these Republican presidential candidates would lead to the destruction of organized society and the social order: Goldwater, Nixon, Reagan, GW Bush, and Trump. Turns out I was right.

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I propose that the ideal Democrat Party ticket for the upcoming November Presidential election should be: NIKKI HALEY & ANDREW YANG. Biden should resign and proceed to get the medical attention he requires. And Dems need to convince Haley to cross over to our side.

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No matter the age in which one lives, to sustain a marriage is always a tough assignment.

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All physicians, including the frequently oblivious Dr. G, recognize that we miss stuff unless we take time to observe the entire person.

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For now, the temptation to go forth in public without a mask reveals a naked contempt for public health.

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My guess is that government of the wealthy, by the wealthy, for the wealthy, is not exactly what the Republican Abraham Lincoln had in mind.

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Not only Republicans find endearing and infectious the President’s arrogant, self-serving, and anti-science personality.

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Maybe we humans are not the only earthlings destined to infect other worlds.

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A little bit of Divine Inspiration never hurt anybody, including those who worship “Reaganomics.”

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We rational folks don’t expect Republicans to be able to predict the future; we simply want them to minimize their manipulations of the present.

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Aliens (legal and otherwise), strangers, and space cadets: we should welcome them all and pay more attention to what they may have to offer us.

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Those who think vegans are always hungry are simply out of touch with reality.

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Even the LONE RANGER has had difficulty to come up with the best plan to fight this outlaw virus.

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Although not overtly hereditary, “Dysfunctional Unpacking & Storage Disorder” (DUSD) is still a serious entity that can unravel family dynamics.

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Good soup may help sustain us, but it sure can get messy when it spills over.

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Politics and wisdom may come together, after all.

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The good folks in places like Chad and Paraguay don’t know what they’re missing.

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Republicans teach us that we can always judge a society by how well it takes care of its fortunate souls.

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Those who make fun of themselves will always have a job.

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One could argue that our world might be much better off if the current-day version of Republicans were entirely confined to the doll kingdom.

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It’s a scientific fact that medical mysteries are real nail biters.

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My psychiatry colleagues tell me that truly well rounded folks always have more than just one sports interest.

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No one can possibly deny the indelibility of Republican fortitude.

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We need to remind our Republican friends that their dreams are not of this world.

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It seems that Republican logic is better suited to inspire cartoons than it is to help repair our troubled world.

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We remind ourselves that for success to occur in the realms of golf and marriage, each requires total commitment.

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We should not let distractions overwhelm how we confront the challenges of golf, marriage, and medicine.

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It’s true, boys and girls: Democrats do get sad and lonely when their Republican friends abandon them. As Shakespeare would say: If a Republican should cut a Democrat, does not the Democrat then bleed.

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For what it’s worth, here is how I perceive the difference between Democrats and Republicans: Democrats tend to ask lots of questions, whereas Republicans claim to have all the answers— something that truly wise folks know not to claim.

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We US folks really are a special people. No society in the history of our species has ever developed such a heartfelt affinity for needs of the ultra-wealthy.

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Dr. G falls hard and fast, it appears. But, then, are not all of us vulnerable to the wondrous vicissitudes of romance— including especially “LOVE AT FIRST SCRIBE.”

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Nurses— with heart, pulse, and voice are the ones who lead the way for the sick to heal.

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Respect is such an elusive entity. I conclude that probably the only ones ever guaranteed to receive it are those who can hit well the golf ball.

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Let’s face it: in both golf and life, distance and perspective go a long way to keep us in the game.

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Several slices of our world seem to be excessively computer-dependent.

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Nothing like a day at the ballpark to give us respite from the intrusive elements and devices of modern day life.

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“...and one more thing,” as Columbo would say: The electronic health record will never eliminate the need for a pen.

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Many of my healthcare colleagues declare that the right to bear down on patients to make them do what we tell them to do shall not be infringed.

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The best physicians always emphasize the importance of the thorough medical history.

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Substitute the word “Plastics!”, and enjoy one of the great scenes of a movie that gets better and better as the years go by.

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In both sports and life, everyone should always post their goals.

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My colleague, Dr. G, and I always thought that “The Sopranos” was must-see TV for all physicians.

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Baseball folks know how precious a single can be.

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Seriously folks, the collegiate term “student athlete” is deceptive. The better term should be “athletic student.” Athletics should be part of a college education; never its primary focus. In many large universities, Division 1 sports override academics, to the detriment of students and society.

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Ready access to expensive, excessive, and unnecessary health care has given me the confidence I need to proceed further with my ping pong aspirations.

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Pity that this most perfect day of the week does not get the veneration it deserves.

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The breathtaking speed with which our Republican friends can now drive us backward is truly wondrous to behold.

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I maintain that as we get older the two things that control our lives are our bladders and our shoulders. These parts seem to give out before anything else.

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Even oblivious people sometimes get things right.

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Republican engineers assure us that we should be back to the Dark Ages in no time.

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Mercifully, I did not avail myself of Republican wisdom at the time of my own college graduation at Penn, in 1969—one year after Donald Trump’s 1968 college graduation, also at Penn.

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As a congenital Democrat, I may not fully appreciate the challenges to incubate a Republican.

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Maybe wealth accumulation is not just for the 1% after all.

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We are thankful that our Republican friends have resurrected for us the magic of fairy tales and mythology.

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Mankind knows so little, obviously, about the joys and depths of the good oceanic life.

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No one says it’s rocket surgery, but wound care medicine is not at all easy to master.

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Among the few scientists who are Republican these days, there remains the belief that the trickle-down force, like the gravity force, actually exists.

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I wonder if Julie Andrews could have mastered Republican soul music.

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Just the same, I still need to work on my putting game.

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The old world, football, and Republicans— flat out perfect for each other.

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All sports leagues must take seriously the Second Amendment.

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This is the league where the kids of the wealthy can learn that no sacrifice is ever needed to steal— signs, bases, or home— from the less well off.

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No cure yet in sight for this prevalent, dreadful malady.

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It takes a special Dad to have a fabulous kid.

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For some reason, women seem to be immune to the scourge of paper cuts.

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"It's always great when a spouse makes one's life easier than it would otherwise be."

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“Like life, a platitude is what you make of it.”

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It appears that we men have a way to go yet.

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"Who says women are the only Super Heroes!"

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“Who said that parenthood is all that difficult…”

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"Indeed, no one should ever end up without a good pathologist."

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"Although remote, this kid is really game."

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"As an internist, I think it is important that I keep up with my dermatology colleagues."

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"Everything in moderation-- even veggies."

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"Hope I have enough energy left to also uphold high my head"

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"My Republication friends have every reason to be optimistic. No need to look further."